Thursday, January 28, 2010

Really, Harmoni?

I just changed my vote on Urbanspoon for the first time. And I'm really sad to report it. I think I have to break up with a restaurant.

I've stood up for you many times, Harmoni. But tonight you officially disappointed me.

I ordered a Mojito. You gave me some freaky Mint Julep watered down hybrid. I was looking forward to the Shrimp Cakes. You gave me great flavor but more filling than shrimp. I ordered Tilefish with Grilled Cheese Polenta. You brought me perfectly seasoned and cooked fish, but ice cold Polenta. And then you tried to convince me that Polenta should always be served cold and dry.

I was trying to be a good citizen and order from the Eat Local Orlando Week menu. But after the Shrimpcakes, all I could think about was your Ribeye Sandwich. Maybe one day I'll be back for brunch, for that sandwich. But I think we should probably take some time apart for awhile. I'll give you a call when I'm not so busy.


Harmoni Market on Urbanspoon

3 comments:

Shea Bates said...

Hi! I found your blog on the Foodie Blogroll! I live in Winter Garden, so will find your reviews helpful when my husband and I need a night out! I am a follower now:)

Shea

Chris said...

just checking the featured blogs from the Foodie Blogroll today.

So...I guess instead of the old "It's not you, it's me" break up line, you're going with, "It's not me, it's you!" (ha ha)

Kate said...

Thanks Shea! This is the first time I've been listed as a featured blog....I'm surprised to be getting so much traffic!